Novelty Pizza: "The Scrub"

Ingredients and Prep:
"Chicken Blocks" :
Marinade chicken breasts with "Italian" style flavoring, Salt, Basil, Garlic, White Pepper, Crushed Red Pepper.
Bake at 375 degrees for 15 mins or until done and cube / chunk as best as possible

"Spam" : - Use regular ham instead? NOPE, learn and respect the matchup!
Uncan and cube spam.
Brown in frying pan.
Flavor with seasoned salt and garlic.

Bread / Dough:
Serve on choice of pizza dough, flat or french breads.

Sauce: - Because liquor in stuff is cool! Shoutouts to middle school.
Vodka Sauce

Cheese:
Mozzarella and Shredded Parmesan.

"BnB": - Scrubs don't use bread and butter properly, it's all flash.
Bacon Salt and Basil.

Arrangement:
Apply enough sauce to coat the surface of the bread or dough.
Spread a base layer of Mozzarella and some Parmesan cheese to cover the sauce.
Apply Chicken Blocks and Spam.
Add a bit more cheese to the top, and season with "BnB."

Heating:
Heat / bake in the oven for 20 minutes or until crust is baked and cheese is melted/browned.
Cut accordingly, serve to hungry players and enjoy!

Admittedly, right now this is an theoretical recipe. Pics / results will be posted from this weekend when I try this out.

~Eienhikaru